Top ten reasons for Molly to bark

1. Someone’s at the door. I don’t care if I know them, I’m gonna eat ’em!

2. Mama’s putting on her shoes! Mama’s putting on her shoes!

3. Mama’s putting on her gloves! Mama’s putting on her gloves!

4. Mama’s picking up the ball! Mama’s picking up the ball!

5. Are we going outside? Are we outside yet? Is the door open?

6. There’s a car in the driveway! I’m gonna eat ’em!

7. Have I met you? I don’t care…I’m gonna eat you!

8. Sammy barked…there must be a reason.

9. I thought I saw….oh, never mind.

10. Turkeys!

 

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