You know you’ve adapted to the country life when….

1. You think doggy footprints make the floor look “rustic”.

2. Watching a bonfire is more fun than watching TV.

3. You think nothing of going to the grocery store in clothes covered with pine tar, boots covered with mud, and hat hair.

4. You get excited about wood.

5. It no longer bothers you to vacuum large chunks of unknown origin off the floor.

6. 40 degrees is balmy weather.

7. Watching the dogs gnaw each other’s ears is entertaining.

8. You never wash your car. And never want to.

9. You develop a close, personal relationship with the guy who sharpens your chainsaw blades.

10. You consider a barn coat the height of fashion.